According to myself, I'm not a good musician. Believe me, it's an
understatement...
But well, sometimes I feel the need to play things on a guitar
(poor
guitar), to tap a rythm on things (poor things), or even to sing little
tunes to my baby (poor baby).
I have to confess that, sometimes, I like to listen to these
pieces (poor myself).
Anyway, don't take these as demonstrations of what I can
write, but
rather consider them as clumsy demonstrations of the sounds available
on this website...
Kitchen Drums
Being a stay-home-dad involves the fact that most sounds I
hear
during the day are from the kitchen. And raising a baby while doing the
dishes involves the fact that sometimes, I have to make a fool of
myself to entertain the little bunny with what I have in my hands. And
when I clean, I do not have a guitar in my hands.
But it gave me some ideas. Using pans, glasses or whatever a
percussive instruments, I realized that they would be good for a
drumkit. So I recorded some of them, and did this piece...
Here's the first version of it. I hope I'll be able to do a
soundfont out of it in the months to come...
You'll find these "instruments" in the "acousmatic"
page (they are quoted "kitchen drums"):
I made that in 2002. I was young and fool. I had friendts
whowere
even younger and fooler than me, and who wanted to make movies.
For the "Festival des cinémas d'Asie", some of them
had to make a trailer. I had to deal with the sound
The result was a 30 seconds film. People told me that the
sound, in
a big theater, was awsome. I don't know, I was hidden between the
chairs, trying to block any sound...
I'm kind of shy, and lack some conficence...
But that was a good experience. I've learn that you can make
good
lava sound with boiling rice, and that it's difficult to find a tune
with only six notes of a sort of Japenese harp.
And also that I should keep some better sound files of my
work, because I only have this crappy Mp3 left...
Update : I found an older version of this, just so
that you see the "creative process": Asiexpo
02.
See in the sound
directory : tabla,
lava, koto, earth and stone
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Happy unemployed nerd, I made this little piece of music,
trying to use as less as instruments as possible.
The drums remains, but I'm sure I'll find the courage to remove it
sometime. The "connaisseurs" will appreciate the car engine sounds,
hons, scratch with a tooth brush or with a pen...
Since I found a job, now, I only think of things that happen
in the country side. Guess why...
UPDATE : I recorded a better elevator sound since this one,
and made a even worst elevator music : click
here, if you
dare...
Sound directory :
toaster, car door, man and woman
step, phone, elevator (lift),
bouzouki, klaxon
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I use this piece as a demonstration for my tutorial about Audacity (but
I didn't finished the english translation, you understand why by
reading me...)
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I wrote once (and then lost) the scenario
of a little
story for kids, with bad guys who want to force people to listen to a
sad cursed tune, and the good guys who, simply using mathematics, turn
this sad tune into a funny one. This is the funny one, I never made the
sad one. Actually, I'm bad in mathematics...
Watch out : when it stops, it's not the end : it starts again
but in a, eeer... different way...
Stupid
French boy
singing to his American girlfriend
2002
96 kbps MP3
3,80 Mo
I dated an American girl. Well, actually, I married her and we
had a
baby together. And we are still together. So I guess I should call her
"my wife", but at this time, we were simply "lovers" (we are still
"lovers", but we are married, so we can't call each other "lover",
although we could, but you now, conventions, what, am I becoming
annoying ?)...
She wrote something for me to sing (yes, I should stop
singing, I
know, now would you just shut up for a minute ?), and I should say that
I sang in english without understanding what I was singing (did I tell
you that I was French ? By the way, if you are Richard Perle, I've got
a finger for you...). I should say that, the joke would be better. But,
actually, I wrote in french what I was supposed to say in english, and
she wrote the song. I want to be clear on this, so that you don't think
that I'm that stupid. Well, she made a copy of what I wrote and sent it
to her lawyer when we married, so maybe I am...
Tolerance warning :
I play detuned guitar, I have a detuned voice, and I worked
only two
days on this. Ok, three. Yeah, right, a week, but I shared the computer
with a video artist, a comedian, and an American far from her family.
The friend who played saxophone and did the back voice had
begun
saxophone classes one month ago. And didn't have a teacher to teach him
saxophone. Somebody had given him an old saxophone, and he practiced in
his room "Killing me softly with this song". I can't stand this song
anymore...
It's a little long. But you should listen it to the end. I'm
making
"zee french accent". It's funny, you'll laugh, well, maybe just smile,
I'm telling you...