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According to myself, I'm not a good musician. Believe me, it's an understatement...

But well, sometimes I feel the need to play things on a guitar (poor guitar), to tap a rythm on things (poor things), or even to sing little tunes to my baby (poor baby).

I have to confess that, sometimes, I like to listen to these pieces (poor myself).

Anyway, don't take these as demonstrations of what I can write, but rather consider them as clumsy demonstrations of the sounds available on this website...



Kitchen Drums

Being a stay-home-dad involves the fact that most sounds I hear during the day are from the kitchen. And raising a baby while doing the dishes involves the fact that sometimes, I have to make a fool of myself to entertain the little bunny with what I have in my hands. And when I clean, I do not have a guitar in my hands.

But it gave me some ideas. Using pans, glasses or whatever a percussive instruments, I realized that they would be good for a drumkit. So I recorded some of them, and did this piece...

Here's the first version of it. I hope I'll be able to do a soundfont out of it in the months to come...

You'll find these "instruments" in the "acousmatic" page (they are quoted "kitchen drums"):

  • Teapot
  • Small saucepan
  • Pie dish
  • Saucepan covers
  • Saucepan
  • fry-pan
Other sounds :
  • Crenelatted tube
  • Carton tube
And in the page "instruments":
  • Rainstick

EDIT on April 3rd : this demo might evolve, in the months to come, as I'm recording other "kitchen stuff" sounds...

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Asiexpo

Mp3 96 kbps

735 Ko

47 secondes

I made that in 2002. I was young and fool. I had friendts whowere even younger and fooler than me, and who wanted to make movies.

For the "Festival des cinémas d'Asie", some of them had to make a trailer. I had to deal with the sound

The result was a 30 seconds film. People told me that the sound, in a big theater, was awsome. I don't know, I was hidden between the chairs, trying to block any sound...

I'm kind of shy, and lack some conficence...

But that was a good experience. I've learn that you can make good lava sound with boiling rice, and that it's difficult to find a tune with only six notes of a sort of Japenese harp.

And also that I should keep some better sound files of my work, because I only have this crappy Mp3 left...

 

Update  : I found an older version of this, just so that you see the "creative process": Asiexpo 02.

See in the sound directory : tabla, lava, koto, earth and stone

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Au boulot

Mp3 96 kbps

2,22 Mo

3,11 minutes

"Let's work", quite a SciFi concept to me...

Happy unemployed nerd, I made this little piece of music, trying to use as less as instruments as possible. The drums remains, but I'm sure I'll find the courage to remove it sometime. The "connaisseurs" will appreciate the car engine sounds, hons, scratch with a tooth brush or with a pen...

Since I found a job, now, I only think of things that happen in the country side. Guess why...

UPDATE : I recorded a better elevator sound since this one, and made a even worst elevator music : click here, if you dare...


Sound directory : toaster, car door, man and woman step, phone, elevator (lift), bouzouki, klaxon

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Mélusine and the means of life

Mp3 128 kbps

1.19 Mo

1,16 minutes

I wanted to be Charles Chaplin : be the writer, the director and the music composer of short movies. Then, one day, I awoke...

The idea was to tell the story of a fairy and a nihilistic murderer on the run. I'm quite glad of the Prokoviev strings samples.


Sound directory : tinker bell, Prokoviev, broken glass

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Le voyage rêvé

Mp3 128 kbps

1.19 Mo

1,16 minutes

This is the reason why I should stop playing guitar...

The idea was a mental trip from space into the ocean, and from the ocean into a bathtub. I've got weird ideas, I know...

Sound directory : Beeps, wind, drops, Old piano

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<a href="http://glaneurdesons.ovh.org" target="_blank">
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Piano pourri

Mp3 128 kbps

813 Ko

50 secondes

A demonstration of the soundfont "old piano" and "contrabass" in the sound directory.

EDIT 04/2007 : I added the crappy drums, also in the sound directory...

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<a href="http://glaneurdesons.ovh.org" target="_blank">
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Old new piano

MP3  807 Ko

51 secondes


I use this piece as a demonstration for my tutorial about Audacity (but I didn't finished the english translation, you understand why by reading me...)

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<a href="http://glaneurdesons.ovh.org" target="_blank">
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Etienne et Zoé

Mp3 96 kbps

1,83 Mo

2,40 minutes

I wrote once (and then lost) the scenario of a little story for kids, with bad guys who want to force people to listen to a sad cursed tune, and the good guys who, simply using mathematics, turn this sad tune into a funny one. This is the funny one, I never made the sad one. Actually, I'm bad in mathematics...

Watch out : when it stops, it's not the end : it starts again but in a, eeer... different way...

Sound directory : bouzouki

More bouzoui demo : "Amicalement vôtre" and "ponctuation sonore" (with also Old piano, tabla and darbuka)

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<a href="http://glaneurdesons.ovh.org" target="_blank">
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Stupid French boy singing to his American girlfriend

2002

96 kbps MP3

3,80 Mo

I dated an American girl. Well, actually, I married her and we had a baby together. And we are still together. So I guess I should call her "my wife", but at this time, we were simply "lovers" (we are still "lovers", but we are married, so we can't call each other "lover", although we could, but you now, conventions, what, am I becoming annoying ?)...

She wrote something for me to sing (yes, I should stop singing, I know, now would you just shut up for a minute ?), and I should say that I sang in english without understanding what I was singing (did I tell you that I was French ? By the way, if you are Richard Perle, I've got a finger for you...). I should say that, the joke would be better. But, actually, I wrote in french what I was supposed to say in english, and she wrote the song. I want to be clear on this, so that you don't think that I'm that stupid. Well, she made a copy of what I wrote and sent it to her lawyer when we married, so maybe I am...

Tolerance warning : 

I play detuned guitar, I have a detuned voice, and I worked only two days on this. Ok, three. Yeah, right, a week, but I shared the computer with a video artist, a comedian, and an American far from her family.

The friend who played saxophone and did the back voice had begun saxophone classes one month ago. And didn't have a teacher to teach him saxophone. Somebody had given him an old saxophone, and he practiced in his room "Killing me softly with this song". I can't stand this song anymore...

It's a little long. But you should listen it to the end. I'm making "zee french accent". It's funny, you'll laugh, well, maybe just smile, I'm telling you...

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Scratch sample by HALLECK.

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